Kanye’s Taurus Mercury Says the Darndest Things!
We love Kanye West and our admiration probably has a lot to do with his Taurus Mercury. West is not even a Bull (he’s a Gemini born on June 8, 1977) but his communication planet and larger chart is a Taurus paradise. And what exactly does this particular personality feature entail? Taurus Mercury is very...
Microsoft Wants You To Fall In Love With Astro Zune…
Is there anyone in our country besides a few Discman listening grandmas in Floridian retirement homes who doesn’t rely on Apple for music? Apparently, Microsoft is aware of this very rhetorical question and have come up with Astro Crack approved strategy of competing with the latest army of iPods. How about Astro Zunes? They are...
Which Baby Should Angelina Acquire Next?
Now that Angelina Jolie (Gemini born on June 4, 1975) gave birth to every sex and adopted from nearly every continent, Astro Crack is taking liberty to recommend the sign of her 7th and possibly her 8th future infant. After all, Jolie’s and Brad Pitt’s charts are highly unusual. Jolie is both an erratic Twin...
Ring the Astro Bell!
You know you love showing off your Astro pride, but that cheap and mundane $2 jewelry often won’t do. That’s where Solange Azagury-Partridge comes in the picture. Her mouthwatering selection of Zodiac inspired rings will draw compliments during every conversation. And the observant ones will NEVER forget your sign again.
