November Astro Cover Battle: Bulls and Sag Girls Rule!
November 3, 2009 by Lula
Filed under Astro Chic, Astro World
InStyle: Aries Reese Witherspoon. Teen Vogue: Leo Jourdan Dunn & Sagittarius Chanel Iman. GQ: Capricorn January Jones. Harper’s Bazaar: Taurus Tina Fey. Vanity Fair: Taurus Penelope Cruz. Vogue: Gemini Nicole Kidman, Libra Marion Cotillard, Taurus Penelope Cruz, Aries Kate Hudson. Lucky: Virgo Rachel Bilson. Elle: Sagittarius Katie Holmes. Glamour: Scarlett Johansson.
After dominating in October, Taurus women are at it again this Fall. This time though, they tied in terms of most covers appearances with Sag women in a month that was by group shots. Bull Penelope Cruz posed with stars from Nine on the front page of Vogue magazine and got a major coup by getting a singular spotlight on Vanity Fair.
This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes
May 17, 2009 by Luca
Filed under Astro School, Famous Crackheads
5/18 Frank Capra, Tina Fey, Pope John Paul II, George Strait
5/19 Nora Ephron, Grace Jones, Malcolm X
5/20 Cher, Busta Rhymes, James Stewart
5/21 Nick Cassavetes
5/22 Naomi Campbell, Ginnifer Goodwin, Morrissey
5/23 Rosemary Clooney, Joan Collins, Jewel
5/24 Rosanne Cash, Bob Dylan, Patti LaBelle, Alfred Molina, Priscilla Presley, Kristin Scott Thomas
Why Taurus People Can Make You Smile!
May 7, 2009 by Luca
Filed under Famous Crackheads
Bulls don’t have the stereotypical reputation of being the funniest sign in the zodiac. They’re determined, artistic, grounded, worldly, and down-to-earth. Yet, it’s exactly the latter quality that makes them so humane, so flawed at times, and so irresistibly comical. In fact, four of the most significant comedians embedded into our pop culture map are Bulls. Carol Burnett (born April 26, 1933) is inarguably one of most successful comedians of all time. With her Taurus Moon groundwork and Aries Mercury brilliance she captivated and dominated generations with her TV work. Similarly, Jerry Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) because one of most profitable comics of all time thanks to his quick Aries Mercury wit and humble but likable Pisces Moon. But the key to Taurus engine is their word production. When they’re excited…they talk a lot and that’s exactly what hungry audiences crave. On the other side of the Mercury, Tina Fey (born May 18, 1970) and Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) have triumphed with Taurus Mercury aligning. Both have constantly used approachability and humorous humility in their careers. Both have succeeded by being zany prime-time versions of themselves. And naturally, both Fey and Leno are notorious workaholics. Leno even insists of doing stand-up every weekend. But you can’t take away the work from the driven Bull!
When Taurus Mercury Delights!
January 13, 2009 by Luca
Filed under Famous Crackheads
On Sunday at the Golden Globes, Kanye West wasn’t even in the building but delightfully blunt characters with Taurus Mercury made the original champion mighty proud. They seemingly said all the wrong things that somehow seemed so right, so entertaining, and so quotable. It’s not an accident four out five took home the trophies. Here’s the best Taurus Mercury quips of the week!
Tina Fey Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet. You can find a lot of people there who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. BabsonLacrosse, you can suck it. DianeFan, you can suck it. Cougar Letter, you can really suck it ’cause you’ve been after me all year.”
Colin Ferell Gemini with Taurus Mercury (after sniffing on stage)
“I still have a cold…it’s not the other thing it used to be!”
Sally Hawkins Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“I’ll be celebrating by having a couple of pints of champagne!”
Megan Fox Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“I’m a tranny. I’m a man…I’m so painfully insecure, I’m about to vomit. I’m so horrified that I’m here right now and embarrassed.”
Alec Baldwin Aries with Taurus Mercury
“Hi, I’m Alec Baldwin here’s with E!. Come on Ryan…Tell, tell, tell! Spill, spill, spill! Come on, let’s talk about you rubbing some woman.”
Complete Astrological Guide to the Golden Globes!
January 9, 2009 by Luca
Filed under Astro World
Before A-listers will sit down for the Golden Globe awards dinner on Sunday (prime tenderloin of beef and poached pear organic salad will be on the menu), you can bet your life many will consult their lucky stars in the morning. And exactly what signs dominated the individual achievement nominations? We broke down every category with the signs of the nominated performers and directors. Leos convincingly dominated with 17 nods, followed by Rams with 9, and Bulls and Geminis in 7. Cancers actually were tied for the lead in film categories with 5 mentions mostly thanks to achievements of Meryl Streep but failed to score any TV acting nominations and became the only sign to be shut out of the tube awards. Below is the complete list of astrologically inclined nominations along with the highlighted favorites for your viewing pleasures this weekend. Though anything goes at the Globes.
What Signs Are Your Favorite TV Characters? (The Leading Ladies Edition)
November 24, 2008 by Luca
Filed under Astro World, Famous Crackheads
Last week we pondered over and analyzed the zodiac identities of the TV’s most recognizable men and it’s finally the ladies’ turn. And though three of the most visible female characters on TV are played by Aries women, their fictional alter egos are much more diverse.
Kanye’s Taurus Mercury Says the Darndest Things!
November 18, 2008 by Luca
Filed under Astro School, Famous Crackheads
We love Kanye West and our admiration probably has a lot to do with his Taurus Mercury. West is not even a Bull (he’s a Gemini born on June 8, 1977) but his communication planet and larger chart is a Taurus paradise. And what exactly does this particular personality feature entail? Taurus Mercury is very deceiving. It’s a patient, concentrated form of expression that usually helps to nourish all forms of art like music, poetry and painting. But that’s just the beginning. When it gets irritated, few have mercy. When Taurus mercury creates a catchphrase few will forget it. And when Taurus Mercury will angrily confront an enemy…well, let’s just say it’s a treat. Keeping all of that in mind, here are Kanye’s sometimes brilliant, sometimes stubborn top quotables.
Kanye’s Greatest Taurus Mercury Hits!
Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists.
I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.
Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious? I mean fucking Jared Leto? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists.
There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.
This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!
And Kanye is in the elite eloquent central. Here’s few other proud Taurus Mercury generals: George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin, Russell Crowe, Bono, Cher, Jack Nicholson, Donatella Versace, Jay Leno, George Lucas, Tina Fey, Naomi Campbell, and yes…Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
How many temper tantrums can you count after reading these names? Millions. Can we live without Taurus Mercury? Absolutely not.
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