This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/5 Bette Davis, Melvyn Douglas, Gregory Peck, Spencer Tracy, Booker T. Washington
4/6 Butch Cassidy, Harry Houdini, Paul Rudd, Hilary Rhoda, Raphael Sanzio
4/7 Jackie Chan, Francis Ford Coppola, Russell Crowe, David Frost, Billie Holiday,
4/8 Kofi Annan, Patricia Arquette, Betty Ford, Sonja Henie, Julian Lennon, Mary Pickford, Robin Wright Penn, Vivienne Westwood
4/9 Jean-Paul Belmondo, Elle Fanning, Hugh Hefner, Marc Jacobs, Martin Margiela. Leighton Meester, Paulina Porizkova, Dennis Quaid, Kristen Stewart, Jazmine Sullivan
4/10 Babyface, Mandy Moore, Haley Joel Osment, Alex Pettyfer, Joseph Pulitzer, Steven Seagal, Omar Sharif
4/11 Oleg Cassini, Vincent Gallo, Joel Grey, Richie Sambora, Joss Stone

April Zodiac Cover Derby: Sag Celebs Take the Cake!

Led by Miley Cyrus, Julianne Moore, and Taylor Swift Sag stars ensured a solid April newsstand win, with all other signs coming far second. Though Bull Kirsten Dunst obviously had the strongest cover of the month for our money.

Your Baby Deserves Some Zodiac Pride!

We’re loving these retro inspired unisex baby tees that get your kids addicted to Astro Crack early…and fast. Get yours today as they’re perfect for every newborn and sign!

Michael Bloomberg Turns His Aquarius Fantasies Into Reality

Famous Aquarian Mayor Michael Bloomberg (born February 14, 1942) finally lived out his ultimate zodiac fantasy this weekend by belting out the “Age of Aquarius” with the cast of Hair at New York’s Inner Circle dinner. And is it ever! After winning the controversial third term in November, Bloomberg is still a big pimp in New York with billions in his humble bank account and plenty of political stock. To make his Hair fantasy complete, this Aqua man dressed as a hippie and even invited Sag Snooki (born November 23, 1988) to join him on stage.

The Designer Goes for Ram Chic on the Runway!

We’ve seen plenty of fascinating runway hairstyles in our days. But this recent little show from Tokyo Fashion Week takes the astrologically inspired cake. Designer Tamae Hirokawa paid a tribute to Rams everywhere with her Fall 2010 Somarta collection that she debuted just few short days ago. Every model channeled her inner determined Aries in this well-reviewed show.

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

3/29 Jennifer Capriati, Eric Idle, Lucy Lawless, Elle Macpherson, Perry Farell, Sam Walton, Bruce Weber, Cy Young
3/30 Warren Beatty, Tracy Chapman, Eric Clapton, Celine Dion, Francisco Jose de Goya, MC Hammer, Norah Jones, Peter the Great, Paul Reiser, Vincent Van Gogh
3/31 César Chávez, Liz Claiborne, Al Gore, Ewan McGregor, Rhea Pearlman, Christopher Walken
4/1 Otto von Bismarck, Nikolai Gogol, Ali MacGraw, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Debbie Reynolds
4/2 Hans Christian Andersen, Max Ernst, Marvin Gaye, Sir Alec Guinness, Emmylou Harris
4/3 Alec Baldwin, Marlon Brando, Doris Day, Robert Downey Jr, Jennie Garth, Jane Goodall, Eddie Murphy, Wayne Newton, David Hyde Pierce
4/4 Maya Angelou, Robert Downey, Jr., Heath Ledger, Anthony Perkins