Have a Good Astro Night!

Leo Jonathan Adler (born August 11, 1966) has created something every Astro Crackhead can get behind. We’re of course talking about these 100% wool needlepoint pillows that come with velvet backs and lots of zodiac mojo. These $98 treats pay tribute to all signs and Adler’s website even goes off some astro germs and advice.

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/26 Jordana Brewster, Carol Burnett, Kevin James, Tom Welling
4/27 Ulysses S. Grant, Sally Hawkins
4/28 Jessica Alba, Penelope Cruz, Kim Gordon, Jay Leno, Ann-Margret
4/29 Andre Agassi, William Randolph Hearst, Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Carnie Wilson
4/30 Kirsten Dunst, Cloris Leachman, Willie Nelson
5/1 Tim McGraw,
5/2 Lily Allen, Christine Baranski, Bing Crosby, Bianca Jagger, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jacques Rogge, Donatella Versace

Astro Summer Whites

Yes, we know Memorial Day is still a month a day but chic Astro Crackheads are already digging the white tones in every length, shape, and price point. And Libra Camilla Belle might have set an early summer sartorial standard with her YSL gown.

Leo Beach Dreams Are Made of These…

Dear Proud Leos,

We have a worthy summer present for you. Introducing a We Are Handsome Lion bathing suit currently sold at Opening Ceremony for $240. These chic “limited edition, laboriously designed, high-density-ink swimsuits” are what every gorgeous feline needs this summer.

Yours,
AC Team

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/12 Jeisa Chiminazzo, Claire Danes, Shannen Doherty, Andy Garcia, Herbie Hancock, David Letterman
4/13 Al Green, Thomas Jefferson, Garry Kasparov
4/14 Adrien Brody, Julie Christie, Brad Garrett. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Loretta Lynn, Rod Steiger,
4/15 Leonardo da Vinci, Emma Thompson, Emma Watson
4/16 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Ellen Barkin, Charlie Chaplin, Lukas Haas, Martin Lawrence, Selena, Peter Ustinov, Alek Wek
4/17 Victoria “Posh” Addams, Jennifer Garner, William Holden, Nikita Khrushchev, Liz Phair
4/18 Maria Bello, America Ferrera, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Conan O’Brien, Eric Roberts, James Woods

Jemaine’s AstroStars Forecast: April 2010

And so begins another astrological year. April is the month of Aries the Ram and astrologically marks the true start of the year. This is the time to set plans in motion, initiate projects, and embark on a journey. Aries begins to be exact on March 20, the Spring Equinox, when the day and night become equal; Egyptians believed that this is the sacred turning point of the year. However a bit of backtracking and researching may be necessary before we burst forth with enthusiasm. Mercury, the plant of communication spins backward mid month, so it may be a case of revisiting, redoing, and restarting again. Delays and challenges are up ahead especially of a financial nature, so go with the flow, pushing a situation won’t get you far. Rather use this time to re-organize and reflect so when all gets going again, we can move with energetic confidence towards goals.

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