MTV Awards Inspire Astro Girls to Go Black, White and Sparkly!

Well, these are no Oscars. But the zodiac darlings who star in populist hits went for feathers, black sparkle, and shine to impress the underage audiences. And for the most part, we’re impressed.

Cannes You Handle All the Astro Chic?

Yes, this is the time of the year when Hollywood producers, overzealous stylists, attention seeking starlets, and plenty of diamond bodyguards descend upon the tiny city of Cannes in France for its annual Film Festival and endless photo ops. And there’s no holding back when it comes to walking down the red carpet at the Grand Palais (it’s actually much tinier looking in person). The Astro lovelies bring out the big gems and gowns for the occasion and there’s no room for modesty. Our favorite included Virgo Salma Hayek (in Gucci couture), Bull Cate Blanchett ( in the last dress Alxander McQueen has ever designed), and French friendly Pisces Eva Longoria Parker who shined in Pucci.

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

5/10 Fred Astaire, Bono, Miuccia Prada, David O. Selznick, Kenan Thompson
5/11 Salvador Dali, Martha Graham, Natasha Richardson
5/12 Yogi Berra, George Carlin, Melanie “Sporty Spice” Chisholm, Tony Hawk, Katharine Hepburn, Florence Nightingale, Ving Rhames
5/13 Stephen Colbert, Harvey Keitel, Samantha Morton, Dennis Rodman, Stevie Wonder
5/14 Cate Blanchett, Thomas Gainsborough, George Lucas
5/15 Madeleine Albright, Andy Murray, Chazz Palminteri
5/16 Pierce Brosnan, Henry Fonda, Megan Fox, Janet Jackson, Christian Lacroix, Liberace, Gabriela Sabatini, Tori Spelling, Debra Winger

Jemaine’s AstroStars Forecast: May 2010

When Mercury the planet of communication and commerce goes retrograde or backwards it not only affects us individually but causes all sorts of ramifications worldwide. This was certainly indicative when all European flights were grounded to a halt, causing chaos across the globe. Mercury is a fast moving planet and when it is in reverse four times a year it brings about calamities usually of a travel nature as movement is slower putting us into a state of flux. Communication confusion also occurs; conversations may get lost in translation or not reach the intended recipient. The consequences of these flight stoppages will not only have implications on the aviation industry for months to come but it will also have a global effect economically with a loss of revenue. Economic shake ups may be something we may need to contend with in the future, a knock on effect from Pluto the planet of regeneration in the business minded sign of Capricorn. On a lighter note this period is time to review and reassess the past, present and future.  Difficulties and delays come to an end May 11, releasing the anxieties and struggles of the past month.  Finally we can proceed to our destination or goal unencumbered by obstacles and it is only when overcome challenges can confidence be gained.

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Radiant Astro Reds!

Zodiac darlings have been in the red rage lately thanks to the newly hot temperatures and spring confident attitudes. Capricorn Michelle Obama and Leo Melissa George are sporting some of our favorite looks. Which red sensations are your favorites?

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

5/3 James Brown, Nina Garcia, Golda Meir, Sugar Ray Robinson, Frankie Valli
5/4 Lance Bass, Ana Gasteyer, Audrey Hepburn, Kimora Lee Simmons
5/5 Adele, Chris Brown, Karl Marx, Brian Williams
5/6 Tony Blair, George Clooney, Sigmund Freud, Rudolph Valentino, Orson Welles, Raquel Zimmermann
5/7 Anne Baxter, Gary Cooper, Traci Lords, Eva Peron, Peter Tchaikovsky
5/8 Enrique Iglesias, Harry S Truman
5/9 James L. Brooks, Rosario Dawson, Albert Finney, Glenda Jackson, Billy Joel