This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

12/14 Jane Birkin, Vanessa Hudgens, Nostradamus

12/15 Snejana Onopka, Peter Som, Stuart Townsend

12/16 Jane Austen, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wassily Kandinsky

12/17 Milla Jovovich, Giovanni Ribisi

12/18 Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Vanessa Traina

12/19 Leonid Brezhnev, Jake Gyllenhaal, Daryl Hannah

12/20 Anita Baker, Irene Dunne, Chris Robinson

Twelve Signs Get the Vogue Treatment!

There might not be a Vogue horoscope supplement in America, but Russia’s Capricorn editor Aliona Doletskaya knows better. Her magazine just released a brilliant, astrologically themed special issue featuring a photo shoot by Matt Irwin that pays high fashion tribute to all twelve signs and stars Anastasija Kondratjeva who happens to be a Cancer.

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

12/7 Larry Bird, Ellen Burstyn

12/8 Kim Basinger, Sammy Davis, Jr., Teri Hatcher, Jim Morrison, Diego Rivera

12/9 Judi Dench, Kirk Douglas, Felicity Huffman, John Malkovich

12/10 Bobby Flay, Tara Subkoff, Raven-Symone

12/11 John Kerry, Rita Moreno

12/12 Bob Barker, Jennifer Connelly, Edward Koch, Edvard Munch, Frank Sinatra

12/13 Steve Buscemi, Jamie Foxx, Taylor Swift

Who’s Your Astro Angel?

Before you watch the big Victoria’s Secret show tonight, we advise you prepare by getting to know your personal Angel. Of course some signs (like Geminis, Bulls, and Rams) have more than one on the runway tonight but we chose our favorites to represent each wonderful sign.

Here are our picks:

Aries: Miranda Kerr
Taurus: Behati Prinsloo
Gemini: Heidi Klum
Cancer: Caroline Trentini
Leo: Marissa Miller
Virgo: Maryna Linchuk
Libra: Candice Swanepoel
Scorpio: Lindsay Ellingston
Sag: Chanel Iman
Capricorn: Sessilee Lopez
Aqua: Doutzen Kroes
Pisces: Erin Heatherton

Are Angelina and Johnny a Duo Made in Gemini Heaven?

Two of Hollywood’s most famous Gemini actors Angelina Jolie (born June 4, 1975) and Johnny Depp (born June 9, 1963) have recently signed to star in The Tourist. And according to a recent Life & Style report the script requires two actors to act out a steamy shower scene that could raise some sexual tension on the set. And this movie won’t be the only thing these two Twins have in common. They both have chateaus in France, they’re both fond of tattoos, humanitarian causes, and are not into this whole marriage ceremony thing. What’s more intriguing is that Jolie’s domestic partner Brad Pitt is a Sag, while Depp’s main squeeze Vanessa Paradis is born on the cusp of Sag/Capricorn. Should those two be worried?

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

11/30 Winston Churchill, Billy Idol, Chanel Iman, Ridley Scott, Ben Stiller, Mark Twain

12/1 Woody Allen, Bette Midler

12/2 Nelly Furtado, Lucy Liu, Monica Seles, George Seurat, Britney Spears, Gianni Versace

12/3 Julianne Moore, Ozzy Osbourne, Katarina Witt

12/4 Tyra Banks, Wassily Kandinsky, Jay-Z, Marisa Tomei

12/5 Margaret Cho, Walt Disney

12/6 Tom Hulce