This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

5/10 Fred Astaire, Bono, Miuccia Prada, David O. Selznick, Kenan Thompson
5/11 Salvador Dali, Martha Graham, Natasha Richardson
5/12 Yogi Berra, George Carlin, Melanie “Sporty Spice” Chisholm, Tony Hawk, Katharine Hepburn, Florence Nightingale, Ving Rhames
5/13 Stephen Colbert, Harvey Keitel, Samantha Morton, Dennis Rodman, Stevie Wonder
5/14 Cate Blanchett, Thomas Gainsborough, George Lucas
5/15 Madeleine Albright, Andy Murray, Chazz Palminteri
5/16 Pierce Brosnan, Henry Fonda, Megan Fox, Janet Jackson, Christian Lacroix, Liberace, Gabriela Sabatini, Tori Spelling, Debra Winger

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

5/3 James Brown, Nina Garcia, Golda Meir, Sugar Ray Robinson, Frankie Valli
5/4 Lance Bass, Ana Gasteyer, Audrey Hepburn, Kimora Lee Simmons
5/5 Adele, Chris Brown, Karl Marx, Brian Williams
5/6 Tony Blair, George Clooney, Sigmund Freud, Rudolph Valentino, Orson Welles, Raquel Zimmermann
5/7 Anne Baxter, Gary Cooper, Traci Lords, Eva Peron, Peter Tchaikovsky
5/8 Enrique Iglesias, Harry S Truman
5/9 James L. Brooks, Rosario Dawson, Albert Finney, Glenda Jackson, Billy Joel

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/26 Jordana Brewster, Carol Burnett, Kevin James, Tom Welling
4/27 Ulysses S. Grant, Sally Hawkins
4/28 Jessica Alba, Penelope Cruz, Kim Gordon, Jay Leno, Ann-Margret
4/29 Andre Agassi, William Randolph Hearst, Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Carnie Wilson
4/30 Kirsten Dunst, Cloris Leachman, Willie Nelson
5/1 Tim McGraw,
5/2 Lily Allen, Christine Baranski, Bing Crosby, Bianca Jagger, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jacques Rogge, Donatella Versace

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/12 Jeisa Chiminazzo, Claire Danes, Shannen Doherty, Andy Garcia, Herbie Hancock, David Letterman
4/13 Al Green, Thomas Jefferson, Garry Kasparov
4/14 Adrien Brody, Julie Christie, Brad Garrett. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Loretta Lynn, Rod Steiger,
4/15 Leonardo da Vinci, Emma Thompson, Emma Watson
4/16 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Ellen Barkin, Charlie Chaplin, Lukas Haas, Martin Lawrence, Selena, Peter Ustinov, Alek Wek
4/17 Victoria “Posh” Addams, Jennifer Garner, William Holden, Nikita Khrushchev, Liz Phair
4/18 Maria Bello, America Ferrera, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Conan O’Brien, Eric Roberts, James Woods

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

4/5 Bette Davis, Melvyn Douglas, Gregory Peck, Spencer Tracy, Booker T. Washington
4/6 Butch Cassidy, Harry Houdini, Paul Rudd, Hilary Rhoda, Raphael Sanzio
4/7 Jackie Chan, Francis Ford Coppola, Russell Crowe, David Frost, Billie Holiday,
4/8 Kofi Annan, Patricia Arquette, Betty Ford, Sonja Henie, Julian Lennon, Mary Pickford, Robin Wright Penn, Vivienne Westwood
4/9 Jean-Paul Belmondo, Elle Fanning, Hugh Hefner, Marc Jacobs, Martin Margiela. Leighton Meester, Paulina Porizkova, Dennis Quaid, Kristen Stewart, Jazmine Sullivan
4/10 Babyface, Mandy Moore, Haley Joel Osment, Alex Pettyfer, Joseph Pulitzer, Steven Seagal, Omar Sharif
4/11 Oleg Cassini, Vincent Gallo, Joel Grey, Richie Sambora, Joss Stone

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

3/29 Jennifer Capriati, Eric Idle, Lucy Lawless, Elle Macpherson, Perry Farell, Sam Walton, Bruce Weber, Cy Young
3/30 Warren Beatty, Tracy Chapman, Eric Clapton, Celine Dion, Francisco Jose de Goya, MC Hammer, Norah Jones, Peter the Great, Paul Reiser, Vincent Van Gogh
3/31 César Chávez, Liz Claiborne, Al Gore, Ewan McGregor, Rhea Pearlman, Christopher Walken
4/1 Otto von Bismarck, Nikolai Gogol, Ali MacGraw, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Debbie Reynolds
4/2 Hans Christian Andersen, Max Ernst, Marvin Gaye, Sir Alec Guinness, Emmylou Harris
4/3 Alec Baldwin, Marlon Brando, Doris Day, Robert Downey Jr, Jennie Garth, Jane Goodall, Eddie Murphy, Wayne Newton, David Hyde Pierce
4/4 Maya Angelou, Robert Downey, Jr., Heath Ledger, Anthony Perkins

SJP Turns 45 This Week with Plenty of Aries Sparkle!

If you like Aries Sarah Jessica Parker (March 25, 1965) you’re about to get a whole lot more of her thanks to the Sex and the City 2 promotional blitz tour. If you’re not a fan, there is not much you can do to escape her. The actress has a particularly strong chart and she’s not going anywhere. The mega-famous Ram has plenty of Aries planets in her chart to compliment her Sun; she boasts Mercury and Venus in her birth sign. The star is a driven businesswoman who’s energized by those with sense of humor and confidence. She’s constantly thinking of ideas, business concepts, and other innovative ventures. In recent years, she has become a President of Halston, a noted producer, and successful fashion entrepreneur thanks to the sales of her perfume and clothing brands. Her Moon in Capricorn is actually a little conservative and prudish at times. Parker has very many old-fashion beliefs: she won’t wear revealing clothes, ever do nudity on screen, or curse in public. Her Mars in Virgo very much compliments her far-working persona. Parker believes in working extra hours and once said that she has phobia of being destitute, therefore saving is always on her priority list. Fortunately for her, she’s way her worst fear thanks to her fierce drive.

It’s the Age of the Pisces Teen Idol!

So what do pre-teens and teens spend money on these days? When it comes to iTunes, Ke$ha and Justin Bieber are the first two names that come to mind. And it’s just so happens that the two current untouchable teen dreams share the same Pisces birthday. Ke$ha (whose real name is Kesha Rose Sebert) was born March 1, 1987, and Justin Bieber was born exactly seven years later on March 1, 1994. Both are comfortably dominating the prepubescent airwaves with catchy tunes, distinct looks, and seemingly good intentions. Though historically, Pisces has not been a sign that tends to produce an internationally renowned pop stars. But these two also have a confident and attention-loving Moon in Aries in common, making their connection even more convincing.

This Week’s Birthday Crack Cakes!

3/15 Andrew Jackson, Eva Longoria Parker
3/16 Bernardo Bertolucci, Isabelle Huppert, Jerry Lewis, James Madison, Nicole Trunfio
3/17 Nat “King” Cole, Mia Hamm, Melissa Auf der Maur, Alexander McQueen, Rudolf Nureyev
3/18 Queen Latifah, Vanessa Williams
3/19 Ursula Andress, Glenn Close, Bruce Willis
3/20 William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Spike Lee, Fred “Mr.” Rogers
3/21 Johann Sebastian Bach, Matthew Broderick, Timothy Dalton, Kevin Federline, Rosie O’Donnell

2010 Astro Oscar Preview: Best Supporting Actress

If it seems that the awards season has lasted forever, that’s because it has. The speculation on potential nominees has begun as early as last June, and after dozens of champagne fueled industry gatherings that commenced in the fall the Oscar ballots are finally due in the matter of days. We’re taking a zodiac look at the top individual categories starting with supporting actress.

Penélope Cruz (Taurus) “Nine”
Why she’ll triumph: Over the last decade, the Bulls have won this awards three times (more than any other sign) thanks to accomplishments of Cate Blachett, Renee Zellweger, and Cruz lat year. It’s a showy role in a star-studded movie.
Why she won’t: The nomination is her reward. The academy isn’t ready to hand the Spaniard her second straight Oscar for dancing in her panties. Plus, Mo’Nique is in the category.

Vera Farmiga (Leo) “Up in the Air”
Why she’ll triumph: If the academy wants to reward a steady, hardworking actress in a multi-dimensional role, Farmiga might have a happy night. She was nominated for virtually for everything this season but did not hear her name called out just yet.
Why she won’t: Vote-splitting with fellow Leo and cast mate (Kendrick) in the category plus…a storm called Mo’Nique.

Maggie Gyllenhaal (Scorpio) “Crazy Heart”
Why she’ll triumph: She was the surprise nominee in this category and sometimes Oscar voters like surprises. In 1993, Sag Marisa Tomei wasn’t nominated for anything during the awards season just like Gyllenhaal wasn’t and shocked all by winning the Oscar. And this Scorpio is campaigning like there’s no tomorrow.
Why she won’t: All the Crazy Heart votes are likely to be cast in the Best Actor category. And Maggie is competing against someone named Mo’Nique.

Anna Kendrick (Leo) “Up in the Air”
Why she’ll triumph: Early National Board of Review win proved that Kendrick has her supporters and voters often like their winners young in this category. She stood her ground against George Clooney AND Kristen Stewart this year.
Why she won’t: Vote-splitting with fellow Leo and cast mate (Farmiga) in the category plus…a tsunami called Mo’Nique.

Mo’Nique (Sagittarius) “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Why she’ll triumph: Her earth-shaking performance has been earning raves, accolades, and fans since January…of 2009. This is role of destiny, and after a Golden Globes and a SAG this sensational Sag is going home with an Oscar.
Why she won’t: She’s the only nominee who stubbornly refused to campaign for the award. But who are we kidding?

Astro Prediction: Mo’Nique wins easily, Gyllenhaal is distant second, and Cruz is best dressed of the night in Marchesa.

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