Designer React to This Thirteen Sign Nonsense!
As you can imagine this thirteen sign nonsense has created a lot of fury and confusion with most of the zodiac population. And no segment of society is more obsessed with astrology than fashion designers. Wall Street Journal decided to get some reactions from some sartorial astro crackheads and here are the highlights: “First global...
Your Complete 2011 Astrological Golden Globes Preview!
It’s that time of the year again! We’re are of course are talking about the vanity and borrowed gown driven award season which kicks off this week with the Golden Globes this Sunday. And for the third straight year, Leos managed to snag the most individual nominations, though they are tied with Gemini stars this...
Quote of the Week: Gap Designer Thinks All Virgos Are Naughty!
“All Virgos are bad!” assured Gap’s Virgo creative director Patrick Robinson told Astro Crack. “Just ask anyone who knows one. But we’re also a bit of neurotic perfectionists too. We’re good at writing things down and remembering them!”
Michael Bloomberg Turns His Aquarius Fantasies Into Reality
Famous Aquarian Mayor Michael Bloomberg (born February 14, 1942) finally lived out his ultimate zodiac fantasy this weekend by belting out the “Age of Aquarius” with the cast of Hair at New York’s Inner Circle dinner. And is it ever! After winning the controversial third term in November, Bloomberg is still a big pimp in...
Astro Oscar Preview: Best Actress
It’s time for big girls to take a spin on the Oscar carousel, and this ride will be a battle. Which actress will claw her way to the top? Sandra Bullock (Leo) “The Blind Side” Why she’ll triumph: Without a doubt, Leo Bullock earned her fur this year by becoming the most bankable actor of...
2010 Astro Oscar Preview: Best Supporting Actress
If it seems that the awards season has lasted forever, that’s because it has. The speculation on potential nominees has begun as early as last June, and after dozens of champagne fueled industry gatherings that commenced in the fall the Oscar ballots are finally due in the matter of days. We’re taking a zodiac look...
Two Capricorns Secure a Super Bowl for the Big Easy!
New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowls sounded like a far fetched fantasy for decades for the fans in the Big Easy. But last night, two Capricorns turned the dream into a sweet reality. Great Goat quarterback Drew Brees (born January 15, 1979) turned in one of the greatest performances in the history of the...
Your Complete 2010 Astrological Golden Globes Preview!
For this Sunday’s Golden Globe ceremonies in Hollywood, every decent driver, stylist, make-up artist, and publicist have been booked for weeks. But plenty of local of astrologers will be consulted as well. Everyone in the world will be watching, everyone at Beverly Hilton will get drunk, and the speeches will serve as a warm-up to...
Astro Crack Memory Lane: The Ultimate Capricorn Anthem
You know that you like your sign when you release a single about it. That’s exactly what Capricorn Jared Leto (born December 26, 1971) managed to do three years ago by writing Capricorn (A Brand New Name) for his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. The song is about Goat like stubborn rebellion and reinvention, and Leto couldn’t...
Jude and Sienna: Capricorn Couple or a Goat Struggle?
In an intriguing turns of events this winter, Capricorns Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren broke up after the golfer’s embarrassing string of affairs and another Capricorn duo, Sienna Miller and Jude Law got back together. You may well remember of course that Law cheated on Miller just like Woods. Of course, few years and timely...
Has Leo James Cameron Created Another Superstar of His Own Kind?
Leo James Cameron (born August 16, 1954) doesn’t direct often, but when he does he seems to deliver with worldwide smash blockbusters. Who could forget Titanic after which both Scorpio Leo DiCaprio and Libra Kate Winslet became overnight sensations? But his original superstar molding moment came much earlier in a form of fellow Leo Arnold...
Meet a Beautiful Cancer Angel
During the backstage rounds at the taping of Victoria’s Secret show, most models were thinking of the camera angles, height of their shoes, and their food rituals. Cancer Caroline Trentini (born July 6, 1987) was already looking forward to Thanksgiving. “I always long to see my family and friends,” the blonde Brazilian told us. “I’m...
