If it seems that the awards season has lasted forever, that’s because it has. The speculation on potential nominees has begun as early as last June, and after dozens of champagne fueled industry gatherings that commenced in the fall the Oscar ballots are finally due in the matter of days. We’re taking a zodiac look at the top individual categories starting with supporting actress.
Penélope Cruz (Taurus) “Nine”
Why she’ll triumph: Over the last decade, the Bulls have won this awards three times (more than any other sign) thanks to accomplishments of Cate Blachett, Renee Zellweger, and Cruz lat year. It’s a showy role in a star-studded movie.
Why she won’t: The nomination is her reward. The academy isn’t ready to hand the Spaniard her second straight Oscar for dancing in her panties. Plus, Mo’Nique is in the category.
Vera Farmiga (Leo) “Up in the Air”
Why she’ll triumph: If the academy wants to reward a steady, hardworking actress in a multi-dimensional role, Farmiga might have a happy night. She was nominated for virtually for everything this season but did not hear her name called out just yet.
Why she won’t: Vote-splitting with fellow Leo and cast mate (Kendrick) in the category plus…a storm called Mo’Nique.
Maggie Gyllenhaal (Scorpio) “Crazy Heart”
Why she’ll triumph: She was the surprise nominee in this category and sometimes Oscar voters like surprises. In 1993, Sag Marisa Tomei wasn’t nominated for anything during the awards season just like Gyllenhaal wasn’t and shocked all by winning the Oscar. And this Scorpio is campaigning like there’s no tomorrow.
Why she won’t: All the Crazy Heart votes are likely to be cast in the Best Actor category. And Maggie is competing against someone named Mo’Nique.
Anna Kendrick (Leo) “Up in the Air”
Why she’ll triumph: Early National Board of Review win proved that Kendrick has her supporters and voters often like their winners young in this category. She stood her ground against George Clooney AND Kristen Stewart this year.
Why she won’t: Vote-splitting with fellow Leo and cast mate (Farmiga) in the category plus…a tsunami called Mo’Nique.
Mo’Nique (Sagittarius) “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Why she’ll triumph: Her earth-shaking performance has been earning raves, accolades, and fans since January…of 2009. This is role of destiny, and after a Golden Globes and a SAG this sensational Sag is going home with an Oscar.
Why she won’t: She’s the only nominee who stubbornly refused to campaign for the award. But who are we kidding?
Astro Prediction: Mo’Nique wins easily, Gyllenhaal is distant second, and Cruz is best dressed of the night in Marchesa.
