Astro Crack: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Astrotheme

Even though Gemini Angelina Jolie (born on June 4, 1975) and Sag Brad Pitt (born on December 18, 1963) have just happily traveled together to Cannes Film Festival and posed holding hands on the red carpet until European paparazzi nearly fainted from happiness, rumors of rift in their relationship are still very persistent. Supposedly, Jolie wants twenty more babies, and Pitt can’t stop interacting with his very famous ex, Aquarius Jennifer Aniston (born on February 1, 1969). According to very unreliable British press, the actor even took great lengths to meet with ex and talk to her about his fizzled relationship with Jolie. Assuming this is even 10% true, who’s better for Brad anyways: fiery Angelina or popular Jennifer?

It turns out, that neither of the two might be a good match. Jolie is of course no plain Gemini! She has an explosive Aries Moon and Mars and is not afraid to put Brad in his place every time she feels like doing so. She’s powerful, uncontrollable, hates routine and yet with her Cancer Venus she actually likes home life and sentimentality. Or at least being a queen of her very large family. Aniston is a giving Aquarius with a Sag Moon which represents an independence of mind and action, thought and expression. She has a temperamental and driven Scorpio Mars paired with a bold Aries Venus. Pitt, for his part has a Capricorn Venus, which is a lot more serious and calculated. Both actresses love spontaneity, flowers, romantic movies, and talks about the future. The actor’s Mars is in Capricorn too, meaning that his career will always take a solid priority. The women in his life are extraordinarily driven, but it’s passion that drives them…not cash. Don’t be surprised that in four years or so from now you’ll see Aniston and Jolie drinking friendly tea together, while discussing Pitt’s relationship with a young Capricorn woman.