Astro CCrack: Pet Astrology

You’re not the only the one who deserves to be totally Astro Cracked. Your dogs are ought to be obsessed too and DogOscopes have made a nice little business out of that notion with a website that offers owners everything from pooch zodiac charms and ID tags designed by artist Jen Griggs to horoscopes for your pets, and even a four-legged Astro blog. But of course, in a DogOscope world your best friends have their very own star signs. Here they are for your (and their) reference:

Aquaruffus the Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Poochces the Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Arfies the Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Tauruffus the Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Gemutti the Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Caninecer the Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Dogo the Leo (July 23 to August 22)
Viruffgo the Virgo (August 24 to September 22)
Libarka the Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Scorpupio the Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Sagiterrierus the Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Capricanine the Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
Ruffscue the Rescue (January to December)