On Sunday at the Golden Globes, Kanye West wasn’t even in the building but delightfully blunt characters with Taurus Mercury made the original champion mighty proud. They seemingly said all the wrong things that somehow seemed so right, so entertaining, and so quotable. It’s not an accident four out five took home the trophies. Here’s the best Taurus Mercury quips of the week!
Tina Fey Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet. You can find a lot of people there who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. BabsonLacrosse, you can suck it. DianeFan, you can suck it. Cougar Letter, you can really suck it ’cause you’ve been after me all year.”
Colin Ferell Gemini with Taurus Mercury (after sniffing on stage)
“I still have a cold…it’s not the other thing it used to be!”
Sally Hawkins Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“I’ll be celebrating by having a couple of pints of champagne!”
Megan Fox Taurus with Taurus Mercury
“I’m a tranny. I’m a man…I’m so painfully insecure, I’m about to vomit. I’m so horrified that I’m here right now and embarrassed.”
Alec Baldwin Aries with Taurus Mercury
“Hi, I’m Alec Baldwin here’s with E!. Come on Ryan…Tell, tell, tell! Spill, spill, spill! Come on, let’s talk about you rubbing some woman.”
