Gossip Girl Leighton Meester Blake Lively

Even if you don’t watch Gossip Girl, it probably must feel like you do. The cast and the obsessive hype for the show is inescapable even if you live in the middle of the South American jungle. But the writers and casting directors for the show unconsciously or consciously have some astrological preferences. There are only about five signs (though Crabs and Virgos dominate) that are featured on a cult hit show and even the most famous relationships on the series follow the same compatibility countdown. Here’s the complete breakdown:

Who Plays Whom! (birthdays are of actors playing the characters)

Aries

  • Leighton Meester (Blair Waldorf) 9 April 1986
  • Jessica Szohr (Vanessa Abrams) 31 March 1985

Cancer

  • Connor Paolo (Eric van der Woodsen) 11 July 1990
  • Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass) 27 June 1987
  • Chace Crawford (Nate Archibald) 18 July 1985

Leo

  • Taylor Momsen (Jenny Humphrey) 26 July 1993

Scorpio

  • Kelly Rutherford (Lily van der Woodsen) 6 November 1968
  • Penn Badgley (Dan Humphrey) 1 November 1986

Virgo

  • Blake Lively (Serena van der Woodsen) 25 August 1987
  • Matthew Settle (Rufus Humphrey) 17 September 1969
  • Robert John Burke (Bart Bass-deceased on the show) 12 September 1960
  • Nicole Fiscella (Isabel Coates) 15 September 1979

Who Dates Whom!

  • Lily and Rufus = Scorpio + Virgo
  • Lily and Bart = Scorpio + Virgo
  • Serena and Dan = Virgo + Scorpio
  • Blair and Chuck = Aries + Cancer
  • Vanessa and Nate = Aries + Cancer