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Now that Angelina Jolie (Gemini born on June 4, 1975) gave birth to every sex and adopted from nearly every continent, Astro Crack is taking liberty to recommend the sign of her 7th and possibly her 8th  future infant. After all, Jolie’s and Brad Pitt’s charts are highly unusual. Jolie is both an erratic Twin and a dramatically confident Aries and Pitt is a Sag (born on December 18, 1963) whose FOUR out of five primary planets are Capricorn. These two are basically not what they seem. Here are the compatibility of the busy parents with their current kindergarten of small ones and our recommendations for the future.

Maddox Chivan Thornton Jolie: Leo born on August 5, 2001
Breakdown: Growing up, Leo men need masculine guidance but going forward mothers become the most significant figures in their lives. Therefore, Maddox will rely and get along with Angelina for the remainder of his life. They’re as solid as immovable rocks.

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt: Sagittarius was born on November 29, 2003
Breakdown: Pax is a great son for both Brad and Angelina. Angie’s Gemini is opposite of Pax and her Aries planets like Mars will help her ground the second son. Brad could be Pax’s lifetime best friend.

Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt: Capricorn born on January 8, 2005
Breakdown: Even though Zahara is a girl, she’s the best match for Brad in their Bunch and worst for Angelina. All Pitt’s Capricorn planets will help him understand the daughter more than anyone else. This child might also have a total rock star future. Elvis and David Bowie were born on her birthday!

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt: Gemini born on May 27, 2006
Breakdown: Shiloh is couple’s first child together, and only Angelina might seem to benefit in the future. But because she’s an especially strong Twin, there will be minor maternal conflicts. However, the mother will always be there for her first born.

Knox Léon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt: Cancers born on July 12, 2008
Breakdown: Better for Brad than for the Oscar winner. Twins’ Cancer chart are nice compliments to his Capricorn dominance. However, Angelina’s Cancer Venus will always have an incredibly soft spot for these two.

Who’s next? The only obvious signs missing in the bunch Aquarius and Aries kiddies. Aquarius is really what you get after you mix both Jolie’s and Pitt’s chart together. Water bearer child who’s intelligent and intuitive will serve the family well. Aries is a strong sign in parents’ charts and a little Ram can bring a little exuberant energy to the family.