Last week we pondered over and analyzed the zodiac identities of the TV’s most recognizable men and it’s finally the ladies’ turn. And though three of the most visible female characters on TV are played by Aries women, their fictional alter egos are much more diverse.

Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) played by Leighton Meester (Aries)

Has to be…a Scorpio. While other girls on the Upper East Side argue over colors of Tory Burch flats, Blair’s favorite activities seem to be sabotage and clever despotism. She wants to be loved, but she loves to torture others with a sweet smile. Miss Waldorf adores hearing from others that she’s superior and she clearly needs to have at least one enemy a week to stay sane.

Liz Lemon (30 Rock) played by Tina Fey (Taurus)

Has to be…a Taurus. Fey wrote this show based on her life, with herself being in mind a primary heroine so we have no doubts of her being Taurus in this little hit show. And here’s how her boss partially describes her: “single-and-pretending-to-be-happy-about-it, overscheduled, undersexed.” But she’s also wickedly funny, weirdly determined, and very wholesome. Basically, a female Bull who’s eccentric in many ways and very attractive because of it.

Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty) played by America Ferrera (Aries)

Has to be…a Gemini. Betty is eccentric, hopeful, and devoted and she can never make up her double personality mind. Stick with Daniel or leave Daniel, date this guy or dump this guy, help my family or forget about them is basically a summary of her hectic but exciting life. Her communications skills are certainly her strength but for some Gemini women this could be a clear weakness as well.

Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana) played by Miley Cyrus (Sagittarius)

Has to be…an Aquarius. Sometimes the worst things in life happens to be the best people. A lot of your Aquarius women just like Hannah Montana have typically challenging childhoods. The young heroine on the show loses her mother early on in life, is picked on by really mean girls who hate her, and yet manages to persevere and stay loyal to her friends. Every Aqua girl has an eccentric side to her, and Hannah’s just happens to be being a super secret pop star who likes to dress like a neon gypsy.

Claire Bennet (Heroes) played by Hayden Panettiere (Leo)

Has to be…a Capricorn. Often goats have these super natural abilities to start social movements or even be the faces of revolutions. That’s exactly what this Claire character is- an invincible cheerleader that won’t die even if a lightning strikes nine times in a row. She’s strong, she’s stubborn, and she’s sometimes confused. Take our word for it. She’s a Capricorn.

Bree Hodge (Desperate Housewives) played by Marcia Cross (Aries)

Has to be…a Leo. If one could study vanity in the university, Hodge would have a doctorate. She’s a self-aware perfectionist whose fantasies consist of becoming like (no surprise here) a domestic lioness diva Martha Stewart. And while other ladies on her block rot and cry in despair, Bree manages to flourish with glorious success.